a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
"no one can love you until you love yourself"
that is complete bullshit
don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself
Baby arctic fox calling.
IT IS SO LITTLE IT ONLY HAS THE TWO TEETH
let me explain u a thing thorin oakenwhatever
Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit
HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL
I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES
peacocks look like they speak french