THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time
I laughed till I couldn’t breath!
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM
key word there might
EXCUSE U I PUT “MIGHT” THERE FOR PEOPLE THAT DONT WANT A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
NOT FOR YOU TO BE A NEGATIVE PIECE OF SHIT
I think dasher is me in every way
i feel you vixen
the fuck is wrong with blitzen
I reblogged this photoset already but idgaf this is my official Tumblr Christmas tradition.
new law: if theres someone you want to cuddle with but they are far away the government has to fly you there for free
I WAS LOOKING FOR BODY PILLOWS AD FOUND THIS
best advice ever
WHO DID THE THING WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
my interpretation of Elsa’s “Let it go”
#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho
knows nothing about cars
would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building
through the fog
by the sound of the motor
between a train station and an airport
hearing a hot guy complain about being single
MIDDLE FINGERS UP
IF YOU DON’T GIVE A
*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
who the fuck is Gavin
i don’t know but he seems pretty upset
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS. 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.